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Posted April 18th, 2007 by Tom Filed Under: Uncategorized

I like stuff. I hate stuff. I smell weird between 5pm and 7pm. I smell great after that. I like romantic comedies. You do too but you’re in denial. I hate Yo Mama jokes. I love music. I love movies and art. I am NOT a hipster. I hate hipsters. I live in Brooklyn. If you come looking for me, I will not appreciate it. I have an above average size penis but I’m really not sure if it works anymore. I like Asian porn. Who doesn’t? I like cartoons. I work for a high profile entertainment company and some people say I have an important job. I say Farfignuten. I don’t like Fig Newtons. I’m fun lovin’ and Anthony thinks I’m handsome. I don’t feel like typing anymore because I want to leave work. I am currently on pace to finsih the first book ever to not be forced upon me by a teacher. I like it.

This is a picture of me and my roomate. I’m the short black guy.

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Wednesday, April 18th, 2007 at 5:42 pm

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  • 4 Responses to “Thanks for the welcoming!”


    you bring sexy back, lol



    OK, as administrator and potential owner of this website, I demand the amount of homo-erotic comments to be limited to twice a day.


    gary Gravatar

    danny’s just not comfortable with his sexuality.

    everytime he looks at me, he kind of gazes into my eyes, and then his bottom lip quivers. yeah, it’s pretty awkward.



    I like it when his bottom lip quivers - it feels nice around the base.


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