Not only did we welcome Eugene to the basement today, but we also have a second new basement dweller Tom. Or how we like to call him around here as “MTV Tom.” We hope he will become an important member to our already growing staff.

A little about Tom for those interested. He’s a workaholic during the week and a partier on the weekends. He’s tall handsome and single for all our female readers. But beware ladies he does have a heterosexual life partner, think of it like JD and Turk from Scrubs. He’s also into music, movies and having a good time whenever possible. And a fellow Mac user to boot.

With that said lets welcome Tom to our ranks and as Danny said in the welcoming before me, “get writing bitch!”