I’m not going to lie, I’m pretty hungry right now. But more importantly, I’m lazy. I,like so many others, am not going to make my own food. So sitting next to my computer, I did the logical thing, I went straight to eBay.
I know what your thinking, what a damn good idea. Granted, it’s smarter if I’m trying to combat hunger a few days down the road, but it got the job done. No, I didn’t order anything, but I did find this:

That’s right, Mr. No Spin himself has magically appeared on a piece of toast. This piece of toast can be yours for just $0.99 (plus shipping). What a steal!

But since I don’t feel like waiting, I think I’m going to go make some mini-pizzas.