I have returned from the greatest film of the year. A movie so spectacular, that no known adjective can properly due it justice. Last night, it dominated my life. It was the greatest animated epic ever before seen by human eyes. Shrek doesn’t have a thing on Carl Brutananadilewski.

That’s right, I saw Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theathers. Who want’s to touch me?

While it was a rather short movie in comparision to other feature films (MoviePhone gave an 11:45 start time, I was out by 1:15, factor in comming attractions, and the movie was maybe an hour and 15 minutes long), it does not disapoint. If you can put up with sheer stupidity, and complete lack of any plot, you will spend the entire time laughing. I can’t think of a time before this that I laughed so hard, and for so long.

What makes ATHF:MFFT so great is that it completely eliminates the need to think about anything. You don’t even need prior knowledge of the characters to understand what is (or isn’t) going on. Even if you find yourself dragging in the middle of the movie, you quickly get picked up by the voice of the Evil Dead man himself, Mr. Bruce Campbell.

Granted, this movie isn’t going to win any awards, nor should it. But this is a must see for any fan of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. If you have ever cracked a smile at this show, the movie will not disapoint you.

Coming next week: