Today I would like to extend my deepest gratitudes and a very warm welcome to our newest addition to the team, an auto bot at heart, a Nebraskan in true form, Eugene.

Eugene has grown to be one of our very favorite gamers on all of Xbox Live. He goes by the name of OptimusStrider and when hes not kicking the shit out of the Western Conference in the Basement 2k7, he’s curb stomping puny little teenagers while they sit there and enjoy the show.

Besides being an absolute tool bag, he is also a husband and hard worker. If I didn’t already know what he did for a living I’d assume, coming from Nebraska and all that hes probably a farmer, which I dont doubt he is on weekends.

Well enough of my praise, heres what he has to say about himself:

I’m a guy who’s enjoying life and still acting like a kid at the ripe old age of 25. I enjoy rec hockey leagues, video games, watching sports, strolls on the beach with a handsome 18-wheeler and kittens.

On behalf of your fellow Basement Dweller’s, I’d like to say thank you for your interest, welcome to the team, and get writing bitch!