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Posted February 11th, 2008 by Joseph Filed Under: UncategorizedToday I decided I’d make myself some chocolate pudding. Yum. I had found the box the night before and thought it would make for a suitable 3 o’clock snack dinner the next day. Oh how I couldn’t wait to eat some puddin’! So now it’s Monday, puddin’ day. I get my silver mixing bowl, milk & chocolate puddin’ powder & proceed to mix. After I’m done mixing I let it sit in the fridge for about 15 minutes. The box recommends 5, but the box is lies. Puddin’ takes time, good puddin’ anyway and 5 minutes ain’t no right amount ‘o time.
Times up. Time to eat. As I studied the bowl I noticed how the puddin’ was practically overflowing. Tis a lot of puddin’. I knew if I ate it all at once there’d be repercussions, but I didn’t care. Besides, puddin’ is a food you eat at one sitting. You don’t eat a little bit at 3pm, then finish it off at 7pm. You eat it all at once like me, like a man. Mission accomplished. Puddin’ is in my stomach. Read the rest of this entry »

